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« on: June 16, 2008, 02:50:56 PM »
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 06:13:43 PM »
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.


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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 10:04:49 AM »
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Thats Why Cats are Bastards
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 12:35:11 PM »
"When I am older, I will wear an eyepatch. I worked as a fry cook at Long John Silver’s for 12 years from 1977 and I had to wear a pirate costume. I loved it. Sometimes I’d go out partying after work still wearing it. It took a while to get used to battering fish and cooking French fries with one eye, but I enjoyed it so much I decided I’d quite like to wear an eyepatch as a fashion accessory. My wife, Michelle, says that might offend people with eye problems so I will have to wait until I get old."
-Wayne Coyne - The Flaming Lips
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 08:45:30 PM »
So he's Going to wait till he get older and then Poke an Eye Out lol ;)
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 12:44:31 PM »
He's a nutter! :D
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