"When I am older, I will wear an eyepatch. I worked as a fry cook at Long John Silver’s for 12 years from 1977 and I had to wear a pirate costume. I loved it. Sometimes I’d go out partying after work still wearing it. It took a while to get used to battering fish and cooking French fries with one eye, but I enjoyed it so much I decided I’d quite like to wear an eyepatch as a fashion accessory. My wife, Michelle, says that might offend people with eye problems so I will have to wait until I get old."
-Wayne Coyne - The Flaming Lips