Author Topic: Evil Plan Generator  (Read 889 times)

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Evil Plan Generator
« on: December 19, 2008, 04:58:47 PM »

Here's mine:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of new york. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your secret death ray, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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