We need a server tech person so we can get Crows Town back on line... like the good old days!! - Contact Simon.
Customer: “Hi. I ordered a movie awhile back and I was wondering if it’s in yet.”Me: *checking the order history* “Unfortunately is hasn’t arrived yet. We’re still waiting on the distributor to send it to us.”Customer: “Oh, well how long is it going to take? I’ve been waiting for three months.”Me: “Actually my records indicate that you ordered the movie in October.”Customer: “Exactly. October, September, November. Three months!”
Me: “I’m here to help, sir. Now, can I start with your name?”Caller: “Yeah. It’s Steven.”Me: “Is that ‘Steven’ with a V, or ‘Stephen’ with a PH?”Caller: “No, it’s Steven with an S, idiot!”