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Offline flips

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The customer is (not) always right
« on: February 05, 2009, 03:18:18 PM »
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Customer: “Hi. I ordered a movie awhile back and I was wondering if it’s in yet.”

Me: *checking the order history* “Unfortunately is hasn’t arrived yet. We’re still waiting on the distributor to send it to us.”

Customer: “Oh, well how long is it going to take?  I’ve been waiting for three months.”

Me: “Actually my records indicate that you ordered the movie in October.”

Customer: “Exactly. October, September, November. Three months!”


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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 12:40:38 AM »
I deal with these type of people at work.

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Me: “I’m here to help, sir. Now, can I start with your name?”

Caller: “Yeah. It’s Steven.”

Me: “Is that ‘Steven’ with a V, or ‘Stephen’ with a PH?”

Caller: “No, it’s Steven with an S, idiot!”
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 12:58:39 PM »
:D I love the last one ... Stev/phen could be someone from my working place ...

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 04:56:51 PM »
Nice one Javi ! :D
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