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Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?
« on: March 24, 2009, 10:54:47 PM »
Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the
Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you
Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask
me if I was Italian?'
demanded the Irishman indignantly.
'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German?'
Then, warming to his theme, he went on:
'Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask
me if I was Jewish?'
'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I
was Mexican? !
Would Ya? Would Ya?  The assistant said: 'Well,
no.'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the
Irishman steps it up a gear.

'And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if
I was French?'
'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was
Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the
assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman
says:
'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?

The assistant replies:
'Because you're in Hardware store'  :D:D:D
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