Author Topic: New Porsche  (Read 931 times)

Offline ossobear

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New Porsche
« on: April 21, 2009, 10:09:58 PM »
A man from New York parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes
speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
off. More than a little distraught, he grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance
to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche,
my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the
panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust. 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody New Yorkers are,' he
says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you.'

The New Yorker looks down in horror. 'F***ING HELL!' he
screams... 'Where's my Rolex?'
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Offline Judith

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New Porsche
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 10:12:49 PM »
That's funny :)