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Offline ossobear

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Dear, Mum
« on: April 21, 2009, 10:15:55 PM »
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
Was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the
Envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

Elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

With Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

Knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,

Her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

Woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

The other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

So Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

Many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

The school report that's on my desk"

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home. :yeah::yeah:
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Offline Judith

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Dear, Mum
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 10:29:49 PM »
That's good too :)

Offline Etkar

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Dear, Mum
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 11:11:53 PM »
I remember a girl tellig her parents she was pregnant.....
Only to tell them, "Nah, thats a joke, i smoke."

Keep ur head cool and ur feet warm.

Offline Anton

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Dear, Mum
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 12:30:20 AM »
Funny ! :D |

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Dear, Mum
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 12:50:23 AM »
My step-kids just lurk by the door, like a dog who has to go out, waiting for the mail to be delivered so they can head off the report cards from reaching us.